I watched in part shock and part humor last night as a woman licked her own daughter’s nipples.
I really should elaborate:
City Guy spent Saturday night taking some vendors to the clubs around town. The first one we went to was this great little pool joint where the bartender wants to jump City Guy’s bones. She has a boyfriend so she keeps it on the down-low, but every time I go to the bar I get awesome service from her, and she smiles at me like she doesnt to anyone else. Anyway, a couple Jagerbombs later and we step it to the club on the other side of the wall from the pool joint.
A friend of mine promotes for the place, and it always has some kind of drama going on in it. The drama tonight was that this girl I knew from high school was having her birthday party there (In V.I.P. ) and two of her exes had just been kicked out for fighting over her. So my job was to entertain my vendors while trying to bring up this girl’s night. What do ya do when ya have two birds and only one you? Ya throw em together! As it turns out, one of my vendors was the bulked-up-on-protein-shakes kind of guy that this girl loves, so they danced all night, leaving me free to text around and see what was going on at the rest of the clubs. Some low-resolution photos of a huge crowd at a place next to an electrical substation called me to it, and thus, I took the other vendor and some friends I had just met and rode there.
Ahh, Vodka. Your spikey taste is enhanced so well by my favorite Austrian taurine-based beverage, Red Bull. Grey Goose and Vodka in hand, I proceeded to immerse myself in conversation of moving bodies with several girls, one of which wanted me to look up her youtube channel (I havent, and don’t intend to). Then I walked outside to find my cop friends handcuffing a poor sap and sitting him on the back bumper of the patrol car.
Sat on the rear bumper, the kid (who MIGHT have been 21. maybe) kept talking about how his mom was on the way. And sure enough, 10 minutes later, Mommy pulled up in a Dodge Minivan and drug his drunk ass home.
I hung out with the cops the rest of the night, and when the club closed, out came the strippers. Apparently it was “Stripper Night” at the club, because every drunk girl came rolling out talking about how if they liked what they saw they could see more of them at their strip club. One girl must have decided she had not shown enough, because she said to the cops “hey, I’m double pierced.” Cop said, “Double pierced where?” and out came the boobies. I have never before (and hopefully never will) see a girl with crossed bars through her nipples. The bad part about it was when an older woman came out, said “Hey Y’all, check this out!” and proceeded to do what I’m assuming was one of the opening parts to their show, because even the older woman was talking about seeing the rest at their strip club.
So, that was my night. I welcome comments.
McWheels5 