10 Commandments to Clubbing

1. It’s probably a good idea to go home alone.

2. Ya can’t turn a club ho into  a housewife.

3.  If you’re under 21, Don’t do anything stupid. You’re not supposed to be drinking, so don’t make it obvious that you are.

4. Thou Shalt Not Incriminate anyone. If you got an invitation from someone, you don’t talk about what they did.

5. Be good to the staff.  They will talk about you behind your back, and you want em to be saying good stuff.

6. Tip.

7. Thou Shalt Not hit on another guy’s woman.  You wouldn’t like it if a guy was hitting on yours.

8. Be patient when waiting to order, and be quick when you do.

9. Dress Nicely.

10. Have Fun.  That’s why you’re here.

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